Computer Repair $50.00
Windows corrupted? Browser hijacked? Interwebz down? Trollz trolling? Haterz hating? Flux capacitor not putting out the standard 1.21 gigawatts? Fear not! Is Facebook running slow on your toaster? Or maybe you forgot to flush the toilet, but can't because you are busy so busy at work and the app on your phone won't connect to your wireless toilet.
We can fix this and more! Our staff of tech kittehs will have your computer up and running in no time!
You can have all this for the low price of $50.
*Guaranteed work - Get it did right the FIRST time!
*No data loss - Because your nudey pics and porn stash are far too precious to lose! Think of all the time you spent downloading that stuff!
*On-Site Service and/or Pick-up/Delivery included! - Because we can!
*No charge if problem is unfixable - There aren't too many of these, but you may get lucky!
Call Joseph Broseph after 5:30
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